Some time ago, a blogger posted something fun they'd found in the local, small-town newspaper's police report.
I was just reminded of that when I read the following, posted on the local ISP's electronic bulletin board. I have a feeling that this is a service that NOT all of you would ever need. Besides, it sounds like a very wink-wink, nudge-nudge horrible pick-up line, "Hey, gorgeous, do you need your culvert steamed?" Hahahahahahaha! Ohhh, I kill myself.
Here's the ad:
CULVERT STEAMING - Dave Berntside*
Do you need your culvert steamed?
* A fictitious name, of course.