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"Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful."
- Unknown

"That which does not kill you, makes you stronger."
- Handed down through the ages.

"Life's tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid."
- John Wayne



Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Couldn't Resist

This just came across the local eBulletin Board:


MOOSE POOP NEEDED


Yup, just what it says...

Need a nice big pile for Moose Madness weekend.  Next time you're in the woods up here and come across some, please pick it up for us.  Drop it off at the front counter and please tell who ever is working that I did indeed ask for it.

Then you have to come up to [restaurant] during Moose Madness to see what we have done with it!

Thanks, S.

"You Wanna?"

I've been going through family photos, and I came across this mystery. We have no idea who either of these people are, but I think this shot is hilarious!

Two points for the best caption you can come up with for it! ;)

DNR Issues Bear Advisory

The Department of Natural Resources is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers, and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears. Cities and areas most affected are in northeastern Minnesota.

The DNR advises people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young cub droppings and large adult (boar/sow) scat.

Young bear droppings are smaller and contain fish bones, seeds, and berries.

Adult bear scat has little bells in it and smells like
pepper spray.


Editorial Note: Thanks, TJ! ;)