Definitely "I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!"
Ok, I think Claire wins! Otherwise, it might get out of hand!
By the way, I'm sure this photo is not from the Steinbrecher's (Chicken Momma's) side of the the family. It must have been from my favorite nephews side, Chainsaw Tommy's?
Man: "You know what the best thing is about a private beach?"Woman: "None of my friends are likely to drive by and notice your swimsuit has a belt."Man: "Or that you're balder than me. Nice do-rag."
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