One year I had a little tree of twigs up before the holiday, and he made a special trip back to the house, taped a bullet to the top, and prepared to leave.
"What the heck is this bullet doing here?" I demanded.
He replied, "It's not a bullet. It's a cartridge in a bare tree."
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Hahahahahohohohohohoheehee! Omigod! And I took ours down before New Year's Day because I thought it was losing too many needles! Hardee-har-har-har!
ReplyDeleteDo what my friend Kenny did:
ReplyDeleteOne year I had a little tree of twigs up before the holiday, and he made a special trip back to the house, taped a bullet to the top, and prepared to leave.
"What the heck is this bullet doing here?" I demanded.
He replied, "It's not a bullet. It's a cartridge in a bare tree."
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How festive is THAT?!?!
Ooooh, Ovidia -
ReplyDeleteI might make that into a card to sell! You'll get 10% of all the proceeds, I promise. ;)
Interesting indeed
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