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"Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful."
- Unknown

"That which does not kill you, makes you stronger."
- Handed down through the ages.

"Life's tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid."
- John Wayne

Daily Ha Ha

As we age, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So, we aren't heavy or overweight; instead we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy!

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror, I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"


  1. I still am a firm believer that my absent-mindedness as I age is due to my boys stealing my brain cells upon entrance into the world! Blame it on them...

  2. So that's why I have been gaining weight the last few years. I thought it was all the food that I have been consuming. :)

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  4. A little behind on reading you...tax time, you know! I love this and sent it to my 3 bff's..one has been losing weight..I guess we'd better be concerned!


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